PERATURAN NEGARA TERLUCU DI DUNIA/Funniest STATE REGULATION IN THE WORLD

THAILAND :
Dilarang keluar rumah tanpa mengenakan celana dalam. (ketauan pake ngga pakenya gimana dong?)

FILIPINA :
Untuk mengurangi tingkat kemacatan lalu lintas kota Manila , ditetapkan bahwa :
Kendaraan bernomor akhir 1 atau 2 tidak diizinkan beroperasi di hari Senin....
Sedangkan angka 3 & 4 tidak boleh di hari Selasa, 5 & 6 tidak boleh di hari Rabu, 7 & 8 tidak boleh di hari Kamis, 9 & 0 tidak boleh di hari Jumat. Peraturan ini berlaku sejak pukul 07.00 pagi setiap harinya.
(kayaknya di indonesia bisa diterapkan nich)

SWISS :
a. Dilarang berkebun di hari minggu. Alasannya : BERISIK!!!
b. Walau warga Swiss dilarang menjual, membeli, menyelundupkan, dan memproduksi minuman beralkohol, tapi mereka diizinkan untuk mengkonsumsinya.

SWEDIA :
Dilarang mengecat rumah tanpa ijin dari pemerintah dan harus menggunakan cat yang sudah mendapat sertifikat / ijin dari pemerintah.

KOREA SELATAN :
Para polisi wajib melaporkan jumlah uang suap yang mereka terima dari para pengendara yang mereka tilang. (yg ini nih di indonesia kudu di tiru)

SINGAPURA :
a. Dilarang menjual Permen karet di Singapura.
b. Dilarang berjalan tanpa busana (bugil)
c. Tidak menyiram setelah buang air di toilet, dapat dikenakan denda.
d. Jika Anda tertangkap basah meludah sebanyak 3X, Anda diwajibkan membersihkan jalan di hari Minggu dengan menenteng tulisan di dada "I am a Litterer" (Saya seorang Peludah)
e. Dilarang pipis di dalam lift / elevator. (YA IYAAAAAAALAAAAHHHH GILA APA PIPIS DI LiFT)

UNITED KINGDOM :
a. Dilarang menjual sayuran di hari minggu (kecuali wortel).
b. Wanita dilarang makan coklat di tempat umum.
c. Mengambil barang yang dibuang, dapat diancam hukuman Pidana Terorisme.

MEKSIKO :
a. Wanita yang bekerja di kantor pemerintahan dilarang mengenakan rok mini atau pakaian yang dapat "memprovokasi" rekan kerja selama jam kerja.
b. Dilarang memaki di tempat umum.

ITALIA :
a. Pria yang mengenakan rok mini di tempat umum dikenakan hukuman kurungan.(YA IYALAAAAH>>> ANEH SOALNYA....)
b. Memukul orang dengan kepalan tangan diancam hukum pidana penganiayaan. Tapi menghajar orang dengan meja dan kursi dapat dianggap membela diri.( Gila... trus apa bedanya????? ?)

AUSTRALIA:
a. Anak-anak berusia di atas 18 tahun (dibawah 21) dilarang membeli rokok, tapi diizinkan merokok.
b. Dilarang mengangkat telepon pada deringan pertama.(KENAPA DILARANG SIIIH GA PENTING)
c. Hanya Petugas Listrik berizin yang boleh mengganti lampu rumah.
d. Dilarang mengenakan celana Hot Pink di hari minggu. (huahahahaha. ..)

YUNANI :
Dilarang mengenakan topi di stadium olahraga, karena dapat mengganggu pandangan orang lain.

CHINA :
Hanya anak cerdas yang boleh kuliah (dan ini harus bisa dibuktikan dengan ijazah ujian Negara yang diterimanya) .

KANADA :
a. Dilarang mencopot plester luka di tempat umum.
b. Dilarang menyirami tananam di kebun saat sedang hujan.
c. Dilarang pipis di semua tempat di Kanada (kecuali toilet rumah Anda sendiri). (trus kalo kebelet gimana? aneh deh...)
d. Dilarang memanjat pohon.

PERANCIS :
a. Dilarang berciuman di kereta bawah tanah.
b. Dilarang menamai babi peliharaan Anda "Napoleon". (MAKSA DEH AAAH)

ISRAEL :
a. Dilarang memelihara babi di tanah Israel . Orang yang melakukannya akan ditembak mati. (sadis euy..)
b. Dilarang ngupil di hari Sabat (Sabtu / Minggu). (rupanya ngupil juga perlu istirahat pas weekend )
c. Dilarang naik sepeda, kecuali punya izin mengendarai sepeda.

AMERIKA :

1. ARIZONA :
a. Pemerintah Arizona melarang para pemburu melakukan aktivitas pemburuan onta di Arizona. (Masalahnya : Onta tidak hidup / tidak ada di Arizona. Lalu buat apa memberlakukan undang-undang itu? *bingung*)
b. Dilarang menirukan gaya Pendeta / Pastor setempat.
c. Dilarang mengendarai mobil tanpa sepatu.
d. Dilarang bermain domino di hari Minggu.
e. Dilarang memakai kumis palsu di gereja.
f. Hukuman mati diberlakukan bagi siapapun yang menaburkan garam di atas rel kereta api.
g. Dilarang mengendarai mobil dengan mata tertutup.

2. ALASKA :
a. Dilarang memfoto beruang yang lagi tidur.
b. Dilarang mengikat anjing peliharaan di atas kap / atap mobil.
c. Dilarang memberi minum bir pada rusa.
d. Dilarang berjalan-jalan sambil membawa busur dan anak panah.

3. ARKANSAS :
a. Pria diizinkan memukuli istrinya, tapi tidak boleh lebih dari 1 kali sebulan. (WHAT??!!)
b. Dilarang memelihara buaya di dalam bathtub. (idiiih. Siapa juga yg mau????)
c. Pria dan wanita yang ketahuan saling menggoda di tengah jalan, akan dikenakan 30 hari penjara.
d. Dilarang membawa sapi berjalan-jalan di jalan utama setelah lewat jam 1 dini hari di hari Minggu.

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Dwi tunggu .....

English

Annyeong. . .
today can not be bilingual news about SS501 & MBLAQ
but members take it easy
bi now take funniest news
of Law - Law of the funniest
we just see

THAILAND:
Forbidden out of the house without wearing underwear. (Caught pakenya how dong pake guns?)

PHILIPPINES:
To reduce the level of city traffic kemacatan Manila, stated that:
Vehicle numbered end of 1 or 2 are not allowed to operate on Monday ....
While the number 3 & 4 should not be on Tuesday, 5 & 6 are not allowed on Wednesdays, 7 & 8 should not be on Thursday, 9 & 0 is not allowed on Friday. This rule applies since at 07.00 am every day.
(I think in Indonesia could be applied nich)

SWITZERLAND:
a. Gardening prohibited on Sundays. The reason: noisy!
b. Although Swiss citizens are prohibited from selling, buying, smuggling, and producing alcoholic beverages, but they were allowed to consume them.

SWEDEN:
Forbidden to paint the house without permission from the government and had to use paint that has obtained a certificate / license from the government.

SOUTH KOREA:
The police must report the amount of bribes they receive from the rider that they were ticketed. (Who are ya in Indonesia kudu in duplicate)

SINGAPORE:
a. Prohibited from selling chewing gum in Singapore.
b. Prohibited from running without clothes (naked)
c. Do not flush after urinating in the toilet, may be subject to fines.
d. If you are caught spitting as much as 3X, you are required to clean the streets on Sunday with carrying an inscription in the chest "I am a Litterer" (I am a Peludah)
e. Prohibited pee in the lift / elevator. (YES IYAAAAAAALAAAAHHHH INSANE WHAT pee in the elevator)

UNITED KINGDOM:
a. Prohibited from selling vegetables on the day of the week (except carrots).
b. Women are prohibited from eating chocolate in a public place.
c. Taking goods disposed of, can carries a penalty of Criminal Terrorism.

MEXICO:
a. Women who work in government offices are prohibited from wearing short skirts or clothes that can "provoke" co-workers during working hours.
b. Banned cursing in public.

ITALIA:
a. Men who wear mini skirts in public places is punishable by confinement. (YES IYALAAAAH>>> WEIRD because ....)
b. Hitting people with fists threatened with criminal mistreatment. But hitting people with tables and chairs can be considered self-defense. (Gila. .. then what's the difference ??????)

AUSTRALIA:
a. Children aged over 18 years (under 21) are prohibited from buying cigarettes, but smoking is allowed.
b. Prohibited picked up on the first ring. (WHY NOT IMPORTANT SIIIH GA)
c. Only licensed electrical workers who may replace the lamp house.
d. Prohibited from wearing pants Hot Pink on Sunday. (Huahahahaha. ..)

GREECE:
Prohibited from wearing hats in the sports stadium, because it can interfere with the views of others.

CHINA:
Only smart kids are allowed to lecture (and this must be proved by the State which receives a diploma exam.)

CANADA:
a. Reproduction bare plaster wound in a public place.
b. Reproduction tananam hose in the garden while the rain.
c. Reproduction pee at any place in Canada (except the toilet of your own home.) (Trus kalo dying how? Weird deh ...)
d. Forbidden to climb trees.

FRANCE:
a. Banned kissing in the subway.
b. Reproduction your pet pig named "Napoleon." (DEH forcing Aaah)

ISRAEL:
a. Forbidden to raise pigs in the land of Israel. Those who do will be shot dead. (Sadistic euy ..)
b. Ngupil prohibited on the Sabbath (Saturday / Sunday). (Apparently also need a break right ngupil weekend)
c. Forbidden to ride a bike, but got permission to ride a bike.

AMERICAN:

1. Arizona:
a. Government Arizona prohibits the hunters do hunt camels in Arizona activities. (The problem: Camel do not live / not exist in Arizona. Then why should enforce the law? * Confused *)
b. Prohibited from imitating the style of Reverend / Pastor local.
c. Prohibited from driving a car without shoes.
d. Forbidden to play dominoes on Sunday.
e. Forbidden to wear a fake mustache in church.
f. The death penalty applied to anyone who sprinkled salt on railroad tracks.
g. Prohibited from driving a car with your eyes closed.

2. Alaska:
a. Prohibited from photographing bears a longer sleep.
b. Reproduction binding pet dog on the hood / roof of the car.
c. Forbidden to drink beer at the deer.
d. Prohibited from walking around carrying a bow and arrow.

3. Arkansas:
a. Men were allowed to beat his wife, but should not be more than 1 time a month. (WHAT ??!!)
b. Forbidden to raise alligators in the bathtub. (Who is also a distinguished idiiih. want ????)
c. Men and women who tease each other caught in the middle of the road, will be charged 30 days in jail.
d. Prohibited from bringing the cow to walk on the main road after passing an early morning hours on Sunday.
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